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		<title>Let&#8217;s Get Physical&#8230;Kind Of</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so we’re five weeks into the new year and I’ve already betrayed all of my resolutions. For one, I’m eating like I’m 51 months pregnant. Just yesterday I went to both Popeye’s and Panda Express for dinner. Oh, and did I mention that I also went to Mrs. Fields for cookies afterward? And no, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye 2011, Hello Chicken Wings</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, it’s 2012. A new beginning. It seems like it was just yesterday when I was sharing my resolutions for 2011 with you. Apparently, the older you get, the faster time flies. At my age, if you blink twice, you’re likely to miss the whole month of March. But I digress. A quick review of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mikeyllo.com/blog/2012/01/02/goodbye-2011-hello-chicken-wings/</link>
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		<title>A Christmas Michael&#8211;I Mean Miracle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s the most wonderful time of the year. You know it’s the holiday season when random people hold doors open for you, let you merge on the interstate, or allow you to go in front of them when you’re standing in the check-out line shaking frantically with your legs crossed and a bottle of extra [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mikeyllo.com/blog/2011/12/25/a-christmas-michael-i-mean-miracle/</link>
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		<title>Halloween, Birthdays, And A Run For President</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I was sitting there on Halloween, politely waiting for trick or treaters to show up at my door. I’d been waiting for over an hour. Now that I think about it, the fact that no kids showed up was probably my fault. Maybe I shouldn’t have waited until after work on Halloween to stop [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mikeyllo.com/blog/2011/11/05/halloween-birthdays-and-a-run-for-president/</link>
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		<title>Damn, Damn, Damn Near 40</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow I’ll officially be 32, which one of my aunts so lovingly describes as “being damn near 40.” Well, yes, I may have graduated from high school the same year that Betty White did, but I bet nobody would look her in the eye and tell her that she’s damn near 40. I don’t know [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mikeyllo.com/blog/2011/10/22/damn-damn-damn-near-40/</link>
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		<title>40 Acres And A Michael</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As some of you may have noticed, I haven’t done a blog posting in a few weeks—ok, a month. During this period, I know that most of you probably cried and rolled across your living room floors wondering how on earth you’d survive without your Michael fix. Wait. Before you lash out at me, let [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mikeyllo.com/blog/2011/09/27/40-acres-and-a-michael/</link>
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		<title>I Feel The Earth Quake Under My Feet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This past Tuesday, I was sitting at my desk at work, minding my own business, when the floor suddenly began to shake. It was so subtle at first that I thought someone was walking really hard down the hallway. You know those people who weigh like ten pounds so they have to stomp everywhere they [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mikeyllo.com/blog/2011/08/29/i-feel-the-earth-quake-under-my-feet/</link>
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		<title>Lights, Camera, Kidney</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You’ll never guess where I am right now—no, I’m not at Kohl’s. How dare you assume such a thing! I told you that I’m through with shopping! I haven’t been to Kohl’s in over two hours! But I digress. Obviously, based on when you’re reading this, I may no longer be sitting here—hopefully. Nevertheless, I’m [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mikeyllo.com/blog/2011/08/22/lights-camera-kidney/</link>
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		<title>Michael Rochelle Is Not Chris Brown, But He Is A Firework!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[People say that I look like Chris Brown. Then again, since I’m considerably older than he is, I guess it’s safe to say that he looks like me. Contrary to popular belief, not all of the individuals who made this observation were drunk. In fact, a few of those individuals were my coworkers, and they’ve [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mikeyllo.com/blog/2011/08/15/michael-rochelle-is-not-chris-brown-but-he-is-a-firework/</link>
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		<title>A Severe Case Of Dental Distress</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, it’s official. I’m never going to the dentist again—ever! No matter how much brushing and flossing I do, I consistently leave feeling like a complete failure. Somehow, the verdict is always that I need to floss more. However, the only way I could possibly do that is if I flossed in public while at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mikeyllo.com/blog/2011/08/08/a-severe-case-of-dental-distress/</link>
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